Pastor's
Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At
one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer
came to
his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a
business card that he had printed "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it
for just such an occasion, and stuck it in
the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found
that his
card had been returned.
Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis
3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he
broke up in
gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis
3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was
naked."
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)
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